Attack of the Colored Chicks

On Saturday mommy insisted that we go to an Easter egg hunt.  I've never been on one of those but it sounded kind of fun.  Daddy spotted some chicks and took me over to see them. 

I've seen those things in books but boy was I shocked at what I saw.

I asked Daddy if he was seeing the same thing that I was. Red chicks, green chicks, purple chicks, and orange chicks? Something isn't right. We better investigate this!

Look here.  A green egg.  It was probably laid a few hour ago.  So we are looking for a green mommy and daddy or a blue one and a yellow one got together.  We're getting close to solving this thing.  Can someone get me some donuts?  They'll help with the investigation.

Another clue.  

Look Andy.  We've got eggs all over this place and the Commissioner is on my back to solve this thing.  I need you to check the area for clues.  And Andy, be careful out there.  We don't know what we are dealing with here.

Has anyone seen any large colored chickens running around here?  We have baby chicks but no mommy chicks.

Everyone stay calm.  I'm a trained investigator.  Just let me do some checking around.  How are we doing on those donuts people?

Sweet Molly!  Tell me that's not what I think it is.

It's worse than I thought! Call the National Guard. Call the Marines. Call a priest... In second thought, cancel that last call. There are too many kids around here. But call somebody! Look at the size of this egg.  This thing is huge!  Haven't you people see Godzilla??

Listen.  This is not the place nor the time to be taking family pics.  Let's just get to the car and get out of here.  I'm done.

Welcome To My Party

I had a great first birthday party Saturday.  My mommy had everything decorated and made it very special for me.  I love her so much.

Then it was time to take pre pictures.  Mommy always has to take pre pictures.

What the hell do you call this itchy thing?

Then it was time to open my first present...

Oh, shoes... Thank you.  I was hoping for a fire truck, but everyone needs shoes...

Then it was time to sit and wait.  I wondered if anyone was coming to my party.

Finally!  Let me show you my cake.  Did you guys bring me any presents?

Cake time!

Oh man.  That cake was so good I had to call my cousin Macy Gray over to try it.  Anybody got milk?

Okay.  One more pose and I'm getting back to this cake.  Let's make this a good one people.  And shoot.

Daddy!  Try this.  What is this sweet stuff?  Sugar.  It's so good.  

Nanny did a great job on this cake! 

I had to show Papa this thing that had fire coming out of it!

Meme showed me the mess I made on her floor.  It was worth it.

Then it was time for a warm bath......ahhh

Hey, hey, hey.  Watch it with that spray hose lady!

That sugar stayed with me for a little while but I was ready for a nap after all of that fun.

I Played At the Park

Yesterday daddy and mommy took me and Madison to the park.  We had so much fun.  Mommy let me climb up a wall and slide down a slide.  We did a lot of swinging and climbing and playing.  After we were done we got to eat a snack.

They looked better than they taste!