I've seen those things in books but boy was I shocked at what I saw.
I asked Daddy if he was seeing the same thing that I was. Red chicks, green chicks, purple chicks, and orange chicks? Something isn't right. We better investigate this!
Look here. A green egg. It was probably laid a few hour ago. So we are looking for a green mommy and daddy or a blue one and a yellow one got together. We're getting close to solving this thing. Can someone get me some donuts? They'll help with the investigation.
Another clue.
Look Andy. We've got eggs all over this place and the Commissioner is on my back to solve this thing. I need you to check the area for clues. And Andy, be careful out there. We don't know what we are dealing with here.
Has anyone seen any large colored chickens running around here? We have baby chicks but no mommy chicks.
Everyone stay calm. I'm a trained investigator. Just let me do some checking around. How are we doing on those donuts people?
Sweet Molly! Tell me that's not what I think it is.
It's worse than I thought! Call the National Guard. Call the Marines. Call a priest... In second thought, cancel that last call. There are too many kids around here. But call somebody! Look at the size of this egg. This thing is huge! Haven't you people see Godzilla??
Listen. This is not the place nor the time to be taking family pics. Let's just get to the car and get out of here. I'm done.
How adorable :)
ReplyDeleteI love Mathas' tie!
But those colored chicks stole the show :)
Mathas, you are quite the investigator already. I'm sure your Daddy is proud!
ReplyDeleteDid he tell you he used to ride around with a megaphone stuck on the top of his truck? You should tell him to give it to you. I hear colored chickens speak Chinese and come when called. You should put some Oriental Pearl Cream in the yard as bait.
You have a wonderful Mommy and great Daddy. And you are such a handsome boy! I hope Mark and I get to come visit all of you soon!